…and tells me this joke:

“Once there was a Papa Bear, a Mama Bear and a Baby Bear.

The Papa Bear asked, [in a deep voice] ‘Who took my Magnum Champagne?

And the Mama Bear said, [in a medium voice] ‘I don’t know.”

And the Baby Bear said, [in a tiny voice] ‘I don’t know.”

Then, the Mama Bear said, [in a medium voice] ‘Who took my French beans?’

And the Papa Bear said, [in a deep voice] ‘I don’t know.’

And the Baby Bear said, [in a tiny voice] ‘I don’t know.’

Finally, the Baby Bear said, [in a tiny voice] ‘Who took my Frank Sinatra?’

And the Papa Bear said, [in a deep voice] ‘I don’t know.’

And the Mama Bear said, [in a medium voice] ‘I don’t know.’

Then, all of a sudden, a little mouse crawls out of its hole, staggers a bit and croons, ‘Straaaaangers in the night…!’ <<fart>>!!